kryptonitemonkey | (no subject)

Do you ever have those moments where you're talking to yourself, and realize you've just made a great "that's what she said"? I just had one where I stepped into the shower, noticed that the soap had shrunk a ton in the past week and went, "why is it so small?"

Also, I have the urge to try to think up the weirdest ones possible. "Wow, it's so fluffy!"; "I didn't know you could tie it in a bow"; etc.