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kryptonitemonkey) wrote2012-05-30 04:47 pm
kryptonitemonkey) wrote2012-05-30 04:47 pm
Ha ha ha
Listening to my roommates conduct a nerf war is hilarious; in particular, the many things said have almost all been amazing "that's what she said" lines. I shall attempt to write down as many as I can recall.
"It's not working!"
"Try pulling it slower!"
"Stand still, it won't hurt much."
"Get out from under there!"
"Some of them whistle when they come out."
"You *would* wait till I looked."
"Why doesn't it work when I do it? It comes out when you use it."
"I've decided that this is how we should resolve all household quarrels."
"Am I allowed to flinch?"
"All you're allowed to do is blink."
There was one that was absolutely priceless; how I wish I could remember it.
"It's not working!"
"Try pulling it slower!"
"Stand still, it won't hurt much."
"Get out from under there!"
"Some of them whistle when they come out."
"You *would* wait till I looked."
"Why doesn't it work when I do it? It comes out when you use it."
"I've decided that this is how we should resolve all household quarrels."
"Am I allowed to flinch?"
"All you're allowed to do is blink."
There was one that was absolutely priceless; how I wish I could remember it.