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Ah, there's nothing better than having to go to school from noon to 9pm, without any time to do much needed homework. Oh wait, THERE IS!!! Like having my skull sawed open and HAVING MY BRAIN EATEN BY RABID WOLVERINES!!! But oh wait, THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING ANYWAY!
::swears like an angry sailor::
And they say you never learn anything in the pansy pants navy, wait that's just me. :p
That's it, I'm moving to an island and licking poison toads, it'll be less painful that way. ::swears some more::
On the plus side, I think I'm going to make the nine o'clock news after my damn head implodes in a combination of the pain and the sound of the pain. That or my eyes are going pop. I'd pay money to see that, if my eyes didn't pop first. Interesting conundrum that.
When I grow up I am so screwing up other people worse then I am. If I ever have kids, I am going to have so much fun with them.
"Daddy, why can't I stay up late?"
"Well honey, if you stay up too late, the monster under your bed will come out and slowly eat you starting with your feet."
Then with the hiding under the bed with the noise making and the feet grabbing. Bwahahahahahahaha::cough::hahahaha::choke::heh::wheeze::hack::
::swears like an angry sailor::
And they say you never learn anything in the pansy pants navy, wait that's just me. :p
That's it, I'm moving to an island and licking poison toads, it'll be less painful that way. ::swears some more::
On the plus side, I think I'm going to make the nine o'clock news after my damn head implodes in a combination of the pain and the sound of the pain. That or my eyes are going pop. I'd pay money to see that, if my eyes didn't pop first. Interesting conundrum that.
When I grow up I am so screwing up other people worse then I am. If I ever have kids, I am going to have so much fun with them.
"Daddy, why can't I stay up late?"
"Well honey, if you stay up too late, the monster under your bed will come out and slowly eat you starting with your feet."
Then with the hiding under the bed with the noise making and the feet grabbing. Bwahahahahahahaha::cough::hahahaha::choke::heh::wheeze::hack::
