A glimmering of thought

Just so I don't forget anymore, I shall herein place some rhyming words I've thought of should I ever get around to writing a truly witty rap-battle verse. I love creative rap, and rap battles are always so cool, but inevitably they always end up talking about their dicks, and not creatively. If you're going to do something, do it right. Also, I've already forgotten several I had in my head earlier today and it's driving me nuts. I'll have to keep updating as more come to mind.

Egregious, prestigious, prodigious, facetious, fallacious

Verbose, morose, bellicose, so close, the most

Atrocious, precocious, halitosis

Moldy, told me

A-flutter, stutter, butter, nutter

Lather, matter, fatter, chatter
(Haha, Marshal Mathers lathers matters)

Paltry, salty, pultry, lofty

Each moment a classic, my word choice fantastic, I snap like elastic, while you're down on the floor
Your words are appalling, all stopping and stalling, no time for to calling, home for your mom
A small little mind, that keeps you behind, stop toeing the line, just get on the short bus
You're ride's almost here, let me be perfectly clear, you and your sneer, just go home, you're done
Your act's all played out, so you sit and you pout, or you stutter and shout, but you know you lost

Your rhymes are egregious, mine more prestigious, my vocab prodigious, while yours more played out (another rhyming word here possibly)

Fic is an interesting concept, I think. I mean, obviously, but specifically I find it interesting how it's a creative outlet that all but one or two people never get publish or even get credit for. Oh sure, many fic writers can put it online and have people read it, but it's sort of really...geeky. There are numerous books out there based on tv series and movies, but there's something legitimate to a book that fic writing, no matter how outstanding, simply cannot accomplish. We can write all the novels, screenplays, and comics we want under the heading of fic, but it's still really embarrassing to ever admit to anyone. I mean, tell someone you've written an x-men or smallville book that they can find in the bookstore, and that's pretty cool. Show them the exact same book online, and it's only fic, and now you're the world's biggest dork. Or so I assume. I'm not really sure why that is. I'd be so thrilled to show a book I'd written to family or friends, but fic? Yikes, not likely.


And regarding the idea of fic, I've been having an incessant, persistent, and, to me, awesome fic idea floating through my head the last few days. It wouldn't leave me alone, so I've started writing it. Like most of my stuff, it doesn't look to be terribly big, but on the other hand it's already at four pages, and none of the crossover peeps have yet started to interact. Not to mention that if I really want to keep going with the story after I've had my fun with them, I can always throw in some zombies, or something, and take the whole thing on the road. Depends on how the writing seizes me. To wet the appetite, or possibly send everyone running for the hills at the enormity of the size, I'm having four completely separate sets of characters all be stuck in a mostly empty food court of an airport due to bad weather. The characters include: Buffy, Xander, Dawn (Post season 7); Wolverine, Jubilee, Spiderman (Indeterminate timeline, and in civies); Clark and Chloe (I have no idea when, or what season, it doesn't really matter anyway); and Dean and Sam (Meh). It's a daunting task of not only writing ten very individualistic characters, but to have them all interact?... Just yikes.

I have to say though, thus far it seems to be working okay. I've watched or read all of them recently enough to have all their voices in my head for the dialog and actions. My Logan, Jubilee, and Peter interaction needs a little tweaking (it's all rough and everything needs a little), but otherwise I quite like it. It is, however, unbelievably nerdy to write such a thing. I feel what tiny bits of ruggedness I may have once possessed just oozing out of me for even suggesting such an event.

Post 6 very random facts about yourself

1. I never leave the house without my wallet, a pocket-sized bible, and two to four kleenex.

2. I have memorized pi to 32 places, 30 of those due to a song from a video game.

3. I was born at home.

4. I rarely ever cry (we're talking like maybe once a year, if that), but certain shows and movies can yank them out. When Buffy dies, for instance. When I was sick and watched the original Charlotte's Web, I about near bawled.

5. I love musicals. Well, a good number of them anyway. Especially the singing parts. Music moves me.

6. I dislike watching most movies if I have read the book.

The fic ticks bit and here is the result of all the scratching. Pretty much just Clark. No specific cannon, though the klutziness suggests a bit of movie universe. No matter. Enjoy!


( Heart of the Klutz )

A friend is having a birthday today, and I suggested, as it is late now, singing her a birthday lullaby. Of course, I swiftly came to the realization that likely no such thing exists. However, this has emblazened on my mind the grand idea of someone actually making some. It then further occurred to me that not only could I sweep the birthday world, thus far barren of decent lullabies, but I could sweep many areas deprived of lullabiage. We could make our slogan be, "a lullaby for every occasion." And naturally, my mind leaps to as many funny ones as serious ones... Heh, I can just imagine all of the joke commercials and ads.

"Plane about to fall out of the sky? No worries! We have a lullaby for that! *note, a light, gentle, even tone is required*"
"House burnt down? Not a problem! We have a lullaby for that! *note, must be able to sob along at the right moments*"
"Someone falling asleep due to a concussion? We have a lullaby for you! *note, do not use if fond of the concussed. For a helpful lullaby, ask about 'the screamer' or 'sleepy mr. bitchslap mcgee'*"

My brain twitches in delight at the thought of such a prospect.

Okay, this is just too funny.