Holy Crack on a Stick Batman!
Nov. 27th, 2002 10:17 pmIt occured to me as I was casually watching the doomed and gloomy Birds of Prey, between the drooling over the girls anyway, it came to me that the colors of Batman and Robin are hilarious. Consider the fact that except for the little yellow circle sometimes on his chest, Batman wears all black, making blending in perfect. However, Robin wears nothing but bright colors, making him the perfect bullseye for every gun toting nut. It seems like some tragically twisted prank pulled by Batman and Alfred. "Oh, we can always get more, target him up." Heh.
On the topic of Tuesday night, I couldn't be more thrilled with the way things turned out on Buffy and Smallville.
First of all, Buffy had everything a buffy episode should have: comedy, action, mystery, ultimate evil, the council taking it up the, uh, donut hole. The whole cliffhanger with Giles, magnifique. Is he dead, is he alive? We don't know. If they do kill him off, I'll be pissed, but frankly it's too nerve-wracking to be real. And the all-out war on the council with efficient strikes, pure genius. I'm sad that nerd boy Jonathan is dead, but hey, gotta love the ultimate evil. And the mysteries? Forget about it. The principle? Is he in on it, or has he been triggered like Spike? We don't know. I'm thrilled. Maybe it's just me, but I got the feeling that the "real vampire" looked a lot like some deranged and badass Master, what with the whole bald and fancy duds thing going on. If it is the Master, he's really let himself go after being ground to paste. Tisk, such a shame when the dead don't take better care of themselves.
As for Smallville, well I don't have the appropriate words for an appreciative whistle for Kyla, so I'll make do with a little, "thank you God" a few dozen times. I didn't care so much for Clark chest as many females, as well as a few males, did, in fact I found it rather distracting from the "please God, let her be in my stocking this year" girl. Of course, I'd be just as willing to find her anywhere else in my house, or my room for that matter; I am nothing if not forgiving. ^_^
Heh, I loved the amount of rich, rich sarcasm and humor in Skinwalker.
"How did you do that?"
"Adrenaline I guess."
I could just die laughing. And the banter between LEx and Lionel, just priceless. I could almost die happy now.
I must express my outrage to those people who have pointed out Kristin Kreuk's immoble upper lip. I could have gone through life much happier not realizing it, but noooooooo, you monkeys had to note it. To those who have said it, I must now point out once again that Tom IS MARRIED! Bwahahahahaha!!! Ah well, if so many women can overlook that, I can overlook the immoble, if beautiful, upper lip.
*drifts off into a Kyla-induced coma"
On the topic of Tuesday night, I couldn't be more thrilled with the way things turned out on Buffy and Smallville.
First of all, Buffy had everything a buffy episode should have: comedy, action, mystery, ultimate evil, the council taking it up the, uh, donut hole. The whole cliffhanger with Giles, magnifique. Is he dead, is he alive? We don't know. If they do kill him off, I'll be pissed, but frankly it's too nerve-wracking to be real. And the all-out war on the council with efficient strikes, pure genius. I'm sad that nerd boy Jonathan is dead, but hey, gotta love the ultimate evil. And the mysteries? Forget about it. The principle? Is he in on it, or has he been triggered like Spike? We don't know. I'm thrilled. Maybe it's just me, but I got the feeling that the "real vampire" looked a lot like some deranged and badass Master, what with the whole bald and fancy duds thing going on. If it is the Master, he's really let himself go after being ground to paste. Tisk, such a shame when the dead don't take better care of themselves.
As for Smallville, well I don't have the appropriate words for an appreciative whistle for Kyla, so I'll make do with a little, "thank you God" a few dozen times. I didn't care so much for Clark chest as many females, as well as a few males, did, in fact I found it rather distracting from the "please God, let her be in my stocking this year" girl. Of course, I'd be just as willing to find her anywhere else in my house, or my room for that matter; I am nothing if not forgiving. ^_^
Heh, I loved the amount of rich, rich sarcasm and humor in Skinwalker.
"How did you do that?"
"Adrenaline I guess."
I could just die laughing. And the banter between LEx and Lionel, just priceless. I could almost die happy now.
I must express my outrage to those people who have pointed out Kristin Kreuk's immoble upper lip. I could have gone through life much happier not realizing it, but noooooooo, you monkeys had to note it. To those who have said it, I must now point out once again that Tom IS MARRIED! Bwahahahahaha!!! Ah well, if so many women can overlook that, I can overlook the immoble, if beautiful, upper lip.
*drifts off into a Kyla-induced coma"