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Blasphemies abound
Dec. 22nd, 2002 01:14 pmSo I'm walking downstairs last night and I here Silent Night playing. It's a beautiful song and all, but I couldn't help but notice something quite...odd, when I was listening to it. The song got to the part "...holy infant so tender and mild...". I know that this is probably a bit blasphemous, but all I could keep thinking about were canibals. Thinking on it more, it made me think of even worse things, such as Jonathan Swift's, A Modest Proposal, or Taco Bell. Now, if that particular infant is proclaimed as mild, does that mean that children can be obtained in different flavors? I mean, are there children out there being served in Medium or Hot sauce? And where are the children who aren't so tender? Reminds me of those Jesus suckers they make called "My Sweet Lord." Hehe.
And then he was struck dead for his blasphemies.
After watching a Buffy-a-thon of about 10 hours yesterday, something occured to me. I can't remember who once brought the idea up, but it was a particularly good one. If all it took for a new slayer to exist was to temporarilly(sp) drown one, why not just keep dunking every new one and bringing them back? That way you could have an army of slayers, and I don't really think that Xander would mind helping give mouth to mouth to so many slayerettes. Of course, they would have an army of wet and bedraggled slayers for a while, but they'de get over it. Ah well.
The one downside to watching ten hours of Buffy Season Two is that I've devolped a crush on old Willow. Blast those brilliant writers and that beautiful and talented girl! Shall I never be free of your foul claws of Cute!Willow? Oh well! *Runs off to watch more Willow, and Buffy*
And then he was struck dead for his blasphemies.
After watching a Buffy-a-thon of about 10 hours yesterday, something occured to me. I can't remember who once brought the idea up, but it was a particularly good one. If all it took for a new slayer to exist was to temporarilly(sp) drown one, why not just keep dunking every new one and bringing them back? That way you could have an army of slayers, and I don't really think that Xander would mind helping give mouth to mouth to so many slayerettes. Of course, they would have an army of wet and bedraggled slayers for a while, but they'de get over it. Ah well.
The one downside to watching ten hours of Buffy Season Two is that I've devolped a crush on old Willow. Blast those brilliant writers and that beautiful and talented girl! Shall I never be free of your foul claws of Cute!Willow? Oh well! *Runs off to watch more Willow, and Buffy*
