It's the hair I tells ya, the hair!

It finally dawned on me last night as to why Lex is always getting the pointy end of the bitch stick from Lionel, whereas MB seemed to instantly connect with little poser boy, or mini-bastard as I might start to call him; it's because of the hair. It finally connected in my brain as I watched last night that it's all about the 'do. El Bastardo de Magnifico has the largest and spiffiest (well, kind of :p) hairdo, which is why he is the most bastardous of them all (sounds like some twisted Highlander or something - There can only be one MB), and why Lex has always been so much better than him. Lex has the bastard hair genes, but having it blown off his head has had a positive affect on him. And looking at mini-B, it became clear that his spiffy spikey 'do was the cause of him being such a little twip. Of course, if one calculates the amount of evil Bastardness due to the amount of spiffy 'do, as well as plain old amount of hair, then it becames painfully clear that Lex does have hair, and that it must be growing larger and is becoming more stylized as time passes. The thought of where said hair is growing is quite disturbing, especially when one considers that Lex must be stylizing it. Hehehehehe.

On a side note, I really liked Prodigal and had only one major complaint about it, and it is about that major dink known as El Clarko, or maybe he should be called dumb-ass extraordinaire. Being the complete ass that he can be, he completely just walked out on Lana after getting canned without even asking to help her put up the chairs. No wonder their relationship is going nowhere. What a dink. :p