Monkey bidness.

Where have all the monkeys gone?
They said farewell, they said so long
and now they've scampered off,
with a wink and a slight little scoff.
Their every mischievous antic,
made me insane, crazy, and frantic,
but now I miss the little freaks,
and they've been gone now for weeks.
Oh me, oh my, I think I just may cry,
with a nod and a teary bleary eye,
I shall go on and find the little dinks,
if I have to follow their smelly stinks,
I shall, and not be even a tad scared,
else it leave me alone and impaired.
Those stupid little monkey jerks,
with all their stupid little monkey quirks,
I'll boil them alive in gooey tar,
then we'll see if they get far.
Skin them up I think I just might,
making sure to avoid their nasty bite.
Leave me all alone they thought to do,
and all they left me was monkey poo.
Stupid little monkeys have gone,
So I say good riddance and so long.