I have the best dumbass friends ever.

Seriously. If I ever forget why I have so much fun around these people, it's nights like tonight that remind me. We were all hanging out at the dairy queen after some of them went ice blocking (sledding on a block of ice) and naturally hilarity ensues. Most of the guys are playing this game which involves imaginary, paralytic darts which take a person instantly to the ground until someone takes it out of the neck. This is crazy fun in of itself, but then you have one guy dumping a small clump of slushy into the belly button of one his darted roommates, and you have the start of a potentially legendary house war. Especially after the slushied guy got the other one back by darting him then spitting in his belly button. Some suggestions I heard for retribution involved jello in the toilet and clear jolly ranchers in the showerhead. I only wish I could give these guys some camcorders. This could be the start of some really awesome stories.