Battle of the tongue twisters.

I want to see a battle royal between all the major tongue twisters. You know, throw peter piper and his peck of pickled peppers together with a woodchuck and his chucked wood. Throw in fuzzy wuzzy the bear, maybe some sea shells, and see who survives. I'm having so much fun envisioning a literal battle between all the tongue twisting stars. Though having written this all down, it doesn't quite capture the amusement or grand scale of battle I see in my mind. How sad.

I wonder

Would it be possible to have a (mostly) coherent conversation with someone using only quotes from movies and/or tv shows? I don't mean regular phrases either; I mean like weird and not common phrases. Between Simpsons, Family Guy, Invader Zim, etc. you could have a really weird conversation, but could you have a more or less coherent one? Must needs think on this.

Oh woe! Woe and wretchedness!

So Circuit City is having some Valentines week sales on certain items, some being on ipods. I do not have an ipod. I would like to own an ipod. I have wanted to own an ipod for some time now, but never really felt the cost justified buying one. However, the sale at the City has changed my attitude. Classic (black) ipods are now somewhat cheaper and have a lovely amount of space on them in which to hold just oodles of music. I thought about it all yesterday and a bit today and decided that the sale was just enough incentive to spring for one. Naturally, I was grousing the whole time at the distinctly craptacular amount they were taking off -- a mere $12.50 on a $250 ipod. At a measely 5%, that doesn't even cover sales tax. Never the less, I sallied forth after a long day of work in order to procure myself some cheesy comest... I mean, an ipod. But woe and alas! There were none to be had! They had most every other kind in there, save for the only one that I wanted and was willing to pay for! Oh piteous day.

Mom says that $12.50 really isn't a lot, so I should just buy it elsewhere, but that kind of ruins it a bit. The delight of actually finding an ipod on sale was the tipping factor needed to purchase one. I'm not sure I have the oomph needed to get one now. Perhaps I shall mope for a few hours.

* Updated
So apparently it is, in fact, a savings of only $11.51, and Circuit City is not the only place with such an offer. Amazon too seems to have it, and who knows where else. Perhaps I shall curtail my mopings a spell.