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One of those fat pill commercials just came on tv. You know the kind, with computerized bodies shrinking and whatnot. So I hear them saying that their pill removes body fat. What I want to see is a commercial for pills that move body fat. Not remove, just move. I'd love to see the computer simulation for that one. I don't even know where in the body the fat would move to, but it makes for intriguing mental imagery. And the personal testimonials would be so very awesome.

STDs...of the gods!

Okay, so random thought: with all the hooking up with one another and with mortals and whatnot, you have to figure that one or more of the greek gods had to have ended up with some sort of STD. Seeing as they are gods, it's likely to be a much more potent and bizarre type than the usual variety. So the question is, what would such a thing look like? And what kind of effects would such a thing have on the mortals they then passed it on to? I do notice that Zeus and a lot of the women he was with ended up in animal form every so often...