Please ladies, have mercy!

Okay, I know it's hot, and I know that it's in large part our fault for looking, but please, please don't wear such low-cut tops! For both our sakes, I plead with you to show a little less. And if you don't want to listen to me, listen to your high school art teacher and remember that the eye naturally follows converging lines to the point of convergence! I don't appreciate distraction when I'm trying to do my job and tutor people! Or, conversely, I appreciate it a little too much and would rather not. So please, ladies, I beg of you, leave a little mystery.