I have finally been dragged into the 21st century.

Also, I have just been wallet-raped. But I must now say that after much time survived without one, I am now the owner of a cellphone. My parents were kind enough to pay for the first huge chunk of the bill, but I will now have to pay $70 a month. I don't have a lot of call time, but I do have unlimited texting, which is nice not to have to worry about. I may now get around to getting a twitter. Maybe. But yeah, gots me a cellphone now. Now I just have to hunker down with the instruction booklet and see what's what.