Why, AVG? Why you gotsta be like that?

I don't understand what the hell has happened to AVG in the move from 7.* to 8. Seriously, you have to take up 90% cpu resources every single bloody time I want to open any application whatsoever? It should not take 2-3 full minutes to open up firefox for the first time! And why the hell do you need to scan my programs whenever I close them down? I mean, what the hell! You used to be so resource friendly! You barely ever made a peep, and updating was a piece of cake. Now look at you. You're a bloated piece of crap, dude; not to mention you now take forever and seriously hog resources just to update, even if there's no update. What the hell is wrong with you?! Did you let a four year old code you? Did you start hating your users? You better shape up, AVG, or I'm moving on to Avast.

I'm bored, sue me.

Sickeningly sweet rends the night
turgid, tumescent air billowing swift,
cutting swaths in predawn morn,
seething and twisting in bloodshot luminescence.
Fragile, frigid night dragged away,
departed in hysterical flames,
vermilion and amber radiance alike,
the torturous conflagration of day blazing bright.
Coruscating brilliance kindles,
a million minds extinguished,
a million more engulfed by muse and myriad trifles,
serenades of sun and symphonies of moon.