The Happening

...Is pretty much the worst movie ever. Certainly it is one of the worst movies I've ever seen. The geekson guys were right that if we didn't know that actors like Wahlberg had already done great things this would be a career destroying film. Seriously, that bad. I actually knew it was bad going in, but nothing really prepares you for a truly horrible movie. Not only was the dialog unbelievably stilted and unrealistic, but the delivery from almost every single actor made one think of odd, emotionless aliens who are pretending to be human and failing horribly. I don't know what the heck happened to M. Night, but each successive movie he creates is worse, like he's slowly leaking talent and brains. Somebody needs to smack that man, because he's the only explanation for every last one of the actors' craptacular performances.