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So I was flipping through the channels last night, when lo and behold I came to channel 3. For those of you who don't know what my 3 is, it is basically the channel where all the leftover crap goes that pbs won't take. It consists mainly of the school systems schedule, the occasional school concert, and the rest of the time it has all the artsy stuff, i.e. a lot of operas, concerts, and ballets. Of course they only play one particular song or scene at a time, but sometimes it can a be a bit cool. Anyway, I flipped to channel three to find an orchestra playing the oh so common wedding march found at any ceremony. The part that really got me was that the song was said to be from A Midsummer Nights Dream! Seeing this, it occured to me that people today are getting married to a damn Shakespearian play soundtrack. I don't know about anyone else, but I'd rather not be married to Shakespeare, thank you very much. If I ever get married, there is no way in hell I'm getting married to that song, at least, not without laughing my ass off as I walk down the isle anyway.
As for part two of the wiggins, I am becoming increasingly disturbed about one particular feminine higene(sp) commercial, okay two. One is a commercial that I saw for a Vagisil brand cleansing wash, which I'd rather not even think of right now, or ever. The other is different, but mayhaps just as disturbing. I'm talking of the commercial with two girls, one being the lovely miss Tamara Feldmen (I'm pretty sure it's her). I am on the major path to wiggins because I have been so enthralled by the lovely lady that I actually look forward to the commercial. Hell, she's almost convinced me to buy a few myself. Blech. I don't really care if it is like riding a bicycle, I want nothing to do with it. That, or send me the girl and tv will be the last thing I care about. *smacks head to remove commercials from head while still keeping the lovely woman's image intact*
As for part two of the wiggins, I am becoming increasingly disturbed about one particular feminine higene(sp) commercial, okay two. One is a commercial that I saw for a Vagisil brand cleansing wash, which I'd rather not even think of right now, or ever. The other is different, but mayhaps just as disturbing. I'm talking of the commercial with two girls, one being the lovely miss Tamara Feldmen (I'm pretty sure it's her). I am on the major path to wiggins because I have been so enthralled by the lovely lady that I actually look forward to the commercial. Hell, she's almost convinced me to buy a few myself. Blech. I don't really care if it is like riding a bicycle, I want nothing to do with it. That, or send me the girl and tv will be the last thing I care about. *smacks head to remove commercials from head while still keeping the lovely woman's image intact*
