Okay, so I found this while surfing the forums over at ocremix and thought it was just great. It was a tad mean, but it got the point across I think. Plus, the mental image from the last line just kills me. This is most definitely not for those p.c. of heart.
So I was walking to class with a classmate, and we run into this parade. Everybody had a John Kerry 2004 sign and a No on 6 sign.
"Man, it's impossible to cross campus without running into these people," said my friend.
One of the girls carrying the sign said (something to this extent) "Yeah, well if you don't like it here, go fight in the war you love so much! Then you'll really be showing your support for the war!"
Now this is the best part; this girl was probably 7 months into a pregnancy.
"You're pro-choice right? Why don't you have an abortion to show how much you support a woman's right to choose?"
Oh buddy, I know the logic was flawed, but their chanting just stopped, resulting in a dead, stunned silence. The girl looked like she was going to cry/vomit.
You don't know funny until you've seen 20 something liberals chasing two conservatives screaming at the top of their lungs the entire time. I was late to class, but oh man, it was worth it.
So I was walking to class with a classmate, and we run into this parade. Everybody had a John Kerry 2004 sign and a No on 6 sign.
"Man, it's impossible to cross campus without running into these people," said my friend.
One of the girls carrying the sign said (something to this extent) "Yeah, well if you don't like it here, go fight in the war you love so much! Then you'll really be showing your support for the war!"
Now this is the best part; this girl was probably 7 months into a pregnancy.
"You're pro-choice right? Why don't you have an abortion to show how much you support a woman's right to choose?"
Oh buddy, I know the logic was flawed, but their chanting just stopped, resulting in a dead, stunned silence. The girl looked like she was going to cry/vomit.
You don't know funny until you've seen 20 something liberals chasing two conservatives screaming at the top of their lungs the entire time. I was late to class, but oh man, it was worth it.