Apr. 28th, 2008

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Once upon a time lived a little boy: nothing special.

Can you hear the wind upon the water? So lovely.

His jaunty stroll leads abruptly to a cliff, without noticing.

As he plummets, he ponders the meaning of, "look first".

She summons forth a vile pudding fiend, which eats her.

Crimson flames rain from the bleeding sky, a frightening precursor.

The monkey inches forward, fingers grasping for the precious banana.

His last thoughts were quite pointless -- the placement of goldfish.

"I'm bored!" she cried, forgetting the slavering wolves devouring her.

The beast's nostrils flared ominously, indicating a terrible allergy season.

And so, the man tipped his hat, one whole dollar.

Me!

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