Best. quote. ever.

"So be careful, save your balls."

It's almost as funny in the context.

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Yesterday my phone, though having reception, never rang once, even though I had repeated calls from my mom. It was only like at 2am when I received a voicemail. A tad disconcerting, that. Why you gots 'ta be like that AT&T?

I just had the sudden thought that if AT&T ever hooked up with Comcast, the world would end in a singularity of crappy service.

Oh noes!

Rereading some of my poetry, I have the sudden urge to write something involving the word "turgid" and have absolutely no idea why. I have such odd associations in my head.