Ha ha ha

Listening to my roommates conduct a nerf war is hilarious; in particular, the many things said have almost all been amazing "that's what she said" lines. I shall attempt to write down as many as I can recall.

"It's not working!"
"Try pulling it slower!"

"Stand still, it won't hurt much."

"Get out from under there!"

"Some of them whistle when they come out."

"You *would* wait till I looked."

"Why doesn't it work when I do it? It comes out when you use it."

"I've decided that this is how we should resolve all household quarrels."

"Am I allowed to flinch?"
"All you're allowed to do is blink."

There was one that was absolutely priceless; how I wish I could remember it.