I have amused myself.

[kryptonitemonkey]

For no reason in particular I was just thinking about relationships. I was thinking on, assuming I ever get one, just how it would work. I'm a particularly schedule bound type of guy. I'm the type who enjoys routine, mostly because, if I don't follow a routine, I'm too lazy to do much of anything at all. But I started to think, how exactly would I go about being spontaneous every so often, perhaps in a more planned manner, but still. Then my mind just sort of went off in random directions, but at one point it occurred to me that April Fools Day would like be the best day ever to do something romantic. The girl totally wouldn't expect it, and would totally be off guard especially if told that I would "get them with the best prank ever" on said day. Going even further, I then thought it'd be great if someone were to propose on April Fools. Maybe with some rubber spider involved. I've always thought it'd be funny as all get out to propose by chucking a rubber spider with a ring in/around it at that special girl, assuming I ever find her. Granted, I'll never actually do that. I've always been more of an idea man when it came to pranks or evil ideas, rather than an action man. Between empathizing and knowing I'd get the tar beaten out of me, I've never really been one to do more than think of crazy things...