Song of a madman

[kryptonitemonkey]

"I love you, I love you."
Said the little green man,
As I ran him down
In my big little van.
And as he went squish,
He said it again,
"I love you, I love you!"
Then under the van,
He went with a bump
And he went with a wham!
And that was the last,
I saw of the ham.
I turned rather quick,
To see if the guy,
Had made it okay,
Or was food for the flies.
He made quite a site,
that green little man,
he popped like a grape,
under my van.