What the...?

[kryptonitemonkey]

Where have all my thoughts gone to?
They've escaped from me and now I'm blue.
I've tried to search my mind,
but every attempt just leaves me blind,
to what I know and where I've been.
I try to think, but it grows a fin,
and swims away like some fast fish,
dang but I could go for such a dish.
My brain has gone to where I know not,
it eludes me like... hey is that a dot?
I think that duck has not a chance,
to make it past the flying lance.
I blather on as the spaceships fly,
and why is there a ballerina on my eye?
My mind has fragged that stupid git,
try it now, and you might get bit!