Ass Butter, Suck It!
Ass Butter, Not just for mortal enemies anymore!
Ass Butter, because sometimes you have to have it.
Ass Butter, For all you assholes who deserve a little something special.
Ass Butter, making toast interesting since 1947.
Ass Butter, for that special guest who won't go away.
Ass Butter, because it's just so damn fun to say.
Ass Butter, the breakfast of champions...of being dicks.
Ass Butter, let someone special know how you feel.
Ass Butter, goes with everything!
Ass Butter, because ipecac is for pansies.
Ass Butter, bring home a slab today!
Ass Butter, can't you just feel the love?
Ass Butter, bringing people together for decades.
Ass Butter, give your kids a treat!
Ass Butter, for the man on the go.
(Feel free to think up more)