Because I'm a bit mad, I bring you my own brand of survey.

[kryptonitemonkey]

1. Name the voices call to you while hiding in the linen closet?
2. Just how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if the land owner has a gun?
3. What is your favorite flavor of goat?
4. How about your fave flavor of monkey?
5. On a scale of one to ten, just how much would you enjoy stuffing a rabid beaver down your pants with an irate gopher and badger or two?
6. What’s the real meaning of cabbage as seen in these recent socio-economic times?
7. Are these my pants?
8. And do they make my ass look big?
9. Why do the ringwraiths wraith?
10. Where *can* they find rubber pants their size?
11. If you were on a boat with a bear, a lion, and a winged death monkey, why the hell would you be so damn stupid to think you would live?
13. What happened to question twelve?
14. If someone asks you for change for a dollar, just what the hell are they asking you, and is it okay to scream incoherently while running circles while trying to figure it out?
15. Any questions?
16. What is your favorite type of banana to haunt your dreams?
17. What is your favorite movie as performed by a pack of wild dingoes?
18. What’s the deal with spam?
19. Is this a wart or a boil?
20. What is your favorite non-visible color?
21. So…what’s for dinner?
22. Where do baby storks come from?
23. Is there too many questions?
24. Well too bad sucker.
25. No really.
26. What makes you squeamish, and what’s your address so I can mail it to you?
27. What’s your take on the pressing issues, you know, like school and stuff?
28. What is your quest?
29. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
30. No, I don’t know, nor care which kind of swallow.
31. If you were a fish, what type of side would you be eaten with?
32. Just what exactly is this ‘insanity’ I keep hearing about?
33. If you could be any type of rabid or funny sounding creature, what would it be?
34. Why does cumquat sound so very dirty?
35. Who knows what tomorrow will bring?
36. Anyone?
37. What’s your sign in terms of wombat droppings?
38. How tall are you by Pluvian standards?
39. What if you seek and he hides too well, or what if he’s in the shower and can’t hear the knock at the door?
40. How old are you in earthworm years?
41. Just how old do earthworms get anyway?
42. If you can read this, then I applaud your readin’ skillz.
43. What was the last movie you saw while eating a frogurt?
44. What was the last movie you didn’t see?
45. Favorite show that doesn’t exist?
46. Who’s your favorite actor playing a taco?
47. Eat at Joe’s.
48. What’s the longest time you’ve gone without a good mongoose attack?
49. Why don’t you love me anymore?
50. Was it something I said?
51. Finish this sentence…