Another score for riding the bus!

[kryptonitemonkey]

So today I was sitting in one of those little plastic booth waiting receptacles, when an older man cam up and sat next to me and asked if the 5 came by there (it does). Apparently the guy walked like 2 miles before finding the right bus stop, but anyway, after sitting a few minutes and getting up to smoke, he asked a rather bizarre question. He asked if I minded him taking a whizz behind the bus stop, then mumbled something about no nearby gas station or something. I laughed, hoping it was a joke. It wasn't. Guy walked right behind the thing, incidently right behind where I was sitting, and did his business. I, feeling a tad uncomfortable, stood up and walked a few feet forward, and good thing I did. There happened to be no wall under the seat, and I would have been spattered had I not walked forward. Suckfest bigtime I must say. Don't you just love the people you meet at the bus stop, I know I sure do. Argh.