I'm very glad to say that I now have a copy of Adobe Photoshop thanks in great deal to a friend of my brother's, and already it's blown me away. Now if I could only get my brother to scan some stuff for me, I could actually do some pretty cool art. I'm not half bad at drawing when I actually get myself to work at it.
On another note, I'd be out of tune. But seriously though, my brain being as weird as it is, it has come to me what to possibly say to a woman, should it ever occur that I'm asked whether that dress makes her look fat. If ever it happens, I've decided the best course of action, besides hiding my glasses and feigning blindness, or just outright running, would be heavy use of sarcasm. "Oh yeah, you just look so horrible there." Along with a giant eye roll, I think it might could work. Of course, as odd as I am, I also thought of one of the complete wrong answers to that as well. "Not that dress." That one would get me killed I'm sure. :P
*rambles, and collapses in sleep*
On another note, I'd be out of tune. But seriously though, my brain being as weird as it is, it has come to me what to possibly say to a woman, should it ever occur that I'm asked whether that dress makes her look fat. If ever it happens, I've decided the best course of action, besides hiding my glasses and feigning blindness, or just outright running, would be heavy use of sarcasm. "Oh yeah, you just look so horrible there." Along with a giant eye roll, I think it might could work. Of course, as odd as I am, I also thought of one of the complete wrong answers to that as well. "Not that dress." That one would get me killed I'm sure. :P
*rambles, and collapses in sleep*