Swiftly Swinging

[kryptonitemonkey]

“Ow ow owww!!”

“Chloe! Oww! What the oww! is goingOww! Here??”

“I can’tOouch! explain it Clark! One secOouch! I’m sitting here, and the nextOouch! these monkeys with green wiffle Oww! bats show up!”

“Aaaahhhh aahhhh! Ooohh ooohhh!! Eeeee!”

“What theyOoof! said Clark!”

“Clark, are you in there?”

“No LanOoof!”

“Clark?? What’s going on in heaaaiiiiieeeOof!”

“ClarOoof! do something!Ouch! That was my Ooof! you stupid little monkOuch!”

“Oowwwww! Not the crotchOoof, not the croOof!”

“MommOof! Daddyeef! WhitOouch!”

“I want myOoof! paper!”

“My croOooof!!”

“Clark, is something wrong up there?”

“Lex!! Run get heOoouch!!”

“Clark, are those monkeys with wiffle bats? Hey, what are you, owww!”

“Oooh oooh ooooh!” (translation: I could do this all day!”)

“Aaaah ah! Ah ah ahh aaahh ahh!” (“Swing harder people! They won’t make good bean bags until we do!”)

“Eee oooh ahh eee ee aahhh!” (“I call dibs on the hairless egg!”)