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With a force of a blazing sun extinguishing all life in one fell supernova, the two titans clash. The ground erupts in a blazing blast reminiscent of the two raging gods. The sky bleeds in the resulting wash of ruby and yellow energy flowing from the two struggling juggernauts. As the ceaseless battle continues ever onward, the very mountains crumble and melt away in the horrendous onslaught of limitless power emanating from the pair. And still the snarling bringers of doom battle on with blow after blow of chaos and merciless destruction. Being after being is carelessly vaporized in the hail of blood-curdling rain of fire and plasma. And to think, if only there had been two jolly ranchers left in the bag, the world would not have ended.
May. 16th, 2003
Swiftly Swinging
May. 16th, 2003 09:46 pm“Ow ow owww!!”
“Chloe! Oww! What the oww! is goingOww! Here??”
“I can’tOouch! explain it Clark! One secOouch! I’m sitting here, and the nextOouch! these monkeys with green wiffle Oww! bats show up!”
“Aaaahhhh aahhhh! Ooohh ooohhh!! Eeeee!”
“What theyOoof! said Clark!”
“Clark, are you in there?”
“No LanOoof!”
“Clark?? What’s going on in heaaaiiiiieeeOof!”
“ClarOoof! do something!Ouch! That was my Ooof! you stupid little monkOuch!”
“Oowwwww! Not the crotchOoof, not the croOof!”
“MommOof! Daddyeef! WhitOouch!”
“I want myOoof! paper!”
“My croOooof!!”
“Clark, is something wrong up there?”
“Lex!! Run get heOoouch!!”
“Clark, are those monkeys with wiffle bats? Hey, what are you, owww!”
“Oooh oooh ooooh!” (translation: I could do this all day!”)
“Aaaah ah! Ah ah ahh aaahh ahh!” (“Swing harder people! They won’t make good bean bags until we do!”)
“Eee oooh ahh eee ee aahhh!” (“I call dibs on the hairless egg!”)
“Chloe! Oww! What the oww! is goingOww! Here??”
“I can’tOouch! explain it Clark! One secOouch! I’m sitting here, and the nextOouch! these monkeys with green wiffle Oww! bats show up!”
“Aaaahhhh aahhhh! Ooohh ooohhh!! Eeeee!”
“What theyOoof! said Clark!”
“Clark, are you in there?”
“No LanOoof!”
“Clark?? What’s going on in heaaaiiiiieeeOof!”
“ClarOoof! do something!Ouch! That was my Ooof! you stupid little monkOuch!”
“Oowwwww! Not the crotchOoof, not the croOof!”
“MommOof! Daddyeef! WhitOouch!”
“I want myOoof! paper!”
“My croOooof!!”
“Clark, is something wrong up there?”
“Lex!! Run get heOoouch!!”
“Clark, are those monkeys with wiffle bats? Hey, what are you, owww!”
“Oooh oooh ooooh!” (translation: I could do this all day!”)
“Aaaah ah! Ah ah ahh aaahh ahh!” (“Swing harder people! They won’t make good bean bags until we do!”)
“Eee oooh ahh eee ee aahhh!” (“I call dibs on the hairless egg!”)